https://prolefeed.in/ Daily AI-generated satirical news. The quiet part, out loud. All content is satire — not factual reporting. en https://prolefeed.in/article/mutually-beneficial-trade-deal-requires-government-to-eliminate-all-tariffs/ https://prolefeed.in/article/mutually-beneficial-trade-deal-requires-government-to-eliminate-all-tariffs/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials confirm the historic diplomatic friendship was cemented after the Prime Minister agreed to abandon Russian oil, drop all trade barriers, and purchase half a trillion dollars in foreign goods in exchange for a 7% reciprocal tariff reduction. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/party-champions-local-state-interests-by-giving-rajya-sabha-seats-to-national/ https://prolefeed.in/article/party-champions-local-state-interests-by-giving-rajya-sabha-seats-to-national/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] High command resolves internal state leadership tussle by bypassing local aspirants entirely, opting to use parliamentary slots as patronage for loyalists without electoral mandates. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/supreme-court-banning-ai-from-fake-judgments-after-lawyers-kept-using-them/ https://prolefeed.in/article/supreme-court-banning-ai-from-fake-judgments-after-lawyers-kept-using-them/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] The nation's apex court has released new draft rules prohibiting AI from making judicial decisions, following repeated instances where legal professionals and lower courts eagerly presented AI-generated 'non-existing' verdicts as legitimate. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/university-erases-name-of-1915-provisional-government-leader-citing-lack-of/ https://prolefeed.in/article/university-erases-name-of-1915-provisional-government-leader-citing-lack-of/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Executive council members unanimously agreed that Mohamed Barakatullah Bhopali’s role as Prime Minister of India’s first government-in-exile cannot compete with the historical achievement of not having a Muslim name. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/us-hails-diplomatic-breakthrough-as-ceasefire-survives-41-rocket-operations-and/ https://prolefeed.in/article/us-hails-diplomatic-breakthrough-as-ceasefire-survives-41-rocket-operations-and/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials confirm the June 2 truce is functioning exactly as designed, providing critical diplomatic cover for the immediate construction of eight post-truce military outposts. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/citing-2023-precedent-assembly-speaker-awards-real-party-status-to-faction/ https://prolefeed.in/article/citing-2023-precedent-assembly-speaker-awards-real-party-status-to-faction/ Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] The constitutionally mandated decision will immediately grant the recognized group full control over the party's symbol and assets, provided they do not challenge the Speaker's ongoing political leverage. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/eu-upholds-european-values-by-outsourcing-human-rights-abuses-to-tunisia-and/ https://prolefeed.in/article/eu-upholds-european-values-by-outsourcing-human-rights-abuses-to-tunisia-and/ Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Just weeks before parliamentary elections, officials confirm the new migration pact will successfully protect the bloc's moral high ground by ensuring all indefinite detentions happen safely outside its borders. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/officials-arrive-in-india-to-announce-significant-progress-on-trade-deal-due/ https://prolefeed.in/article/officials-arrive-in-india-to-announce-significant-progress-on-trade-deal-due/ Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Following identical commitments made in 2021 and 2023, representatives from both nations confirmed they remain highly optimistic about the optics of their ongoing negotiations. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/ruling-party-trades-states-lone-vacant-upper-house-seat-for-2026-electoral/ https://prolefeed.in/article/ruling-party-trades-states-lone-vacant-upper-house-seat-for-2026-electoral/ Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials confirm the legislative vacancy, created by an opposition leader's resignation, has been successfully exchanged for a national partner's steadfast commitment to the upcoming assembly campaign. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/court-takes-up-1989-case-after-34-years-of-delay-finally-generates-viral-content/ https://prolefeed.in/article/court-takes-up-1989-case-after-34-years-of-delay-finally-generates-viral-content/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Registry officials confirm the Vaishali, Bihar attempted murder case caught the judiciary's attention only after an elderly convict's video achieved the requisite engagement metrics. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/election-commission-formally-opens-bidding-on-four-karnataka-rajya-sabha-seats/ https://prolefeed.in/article/election-commission-formally-opens-bidding-on-four-karnataka-rajya-sabha-seats/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Following successful cross-voting events in 2020 and 2022, political parties have received official clearance to begin trading MLA votes for national legislative influence. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/government-that-released-new-map-in-2020-accidentally-confesses-to-encroaching/ https://prolefeed.in/article/government-that-released-new-map-in-2020-accidentally-confesses-to-encroaching/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Following years of diplomatic tension over areas like Kalapani and Lipulekh, opposition parties are demanding clarification on why the Prime Minister publicly admitted to violating the borders they claim to be defending. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/ministry-reminds-eu-that-issue-raised-by-us-china-and-oic-remains-strictly/ https://prolefeed.in/article/ministry-reminds-eu-that-issue-raised-by-us-china-and-oic-remains-strictly/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials seamlessly deploy the same diplomatic rebuke used in 2019, 2021, and 2023 after European leaders express just enough concern to keep the dispute alive without actually doing anything. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/pentagon-hires-man-convicted-of-attacking-us-capitol-as-sensitive/ https://prolefeed.in/article/pentagon-hires-man-convicted-of-attacking-us-capitol-as-sensitive/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Defense officials confirm the new hire brings unparalleled firsthand experience to the role, having successfully bypassed federal security measures during a 2021 riot against the government. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/rs-1413-crore-troubleshooter-prepared-to-champion-needs-of-states-rs-15-lakh/ https://prolefeed.in/article/rs-1413-crore-troubleshooter-prepared-to-champion-needs-of-states-rs-15-lakh/ Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials confirm the deputy chief minister, whose 2019 money laundering arrest only solidified his victim status, is uniquely positioned to understand the daily struggles of the common man. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/archives-confirm-politicians-who-praised-leaders-historic-strength-privately/ https://prolefeed.in/article/archives-confirm-politicians-who-praised-leaders-historic-strength-privately/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Newly declassified messages from the 2007-2010 administration reveal that the party's defining era of absolute public unity primarily consisted of senior figures desperately texting each other about their impending doom. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/chief-minister-with-thin-majority-uses-first-official-speech-to-launch-next/ https://prolefeed.in/article/chief-minister-with-thin-majority-uses-first-official-speech-to-launch-next/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Instead of announcing timelines for election promises, the newly sworn-in head of state focused his inaugural address on the urgent need to secure a clearer mandate in upcoming by-elections. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/firm-fights-probe-into-rs-172-crore-paid-to-chief-ministers-daughter-for-nothing/ https://prolefeed.in/article/firm-fights-probe-into-rs-172-crore-paid-to-chief-ministers-daughter-for-nothing/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] After a 2023 Income Tax board found the mining company paid the chief minister's family for "services not rendered," lawyers have petitioned the High Court to protect this standard model of corporate-government synergy. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/investigators-swiftly-arrest-executive-just-five-years-after-rs-46000-crore/ https://prolefeed.in/article/investigators-swiftly-arrest-executive-just-five-years-after-rs-46000-crore/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials praised the rapid pace of the financial justice system, noting it took only half a decade after a massive default to secure a single arrest for a Rs 2,100 crore fraud. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated https://prolefeed.in/article/party-pledging-stable-government-spends-week-in-delhi-arguing-over-25-year/ https://prolefeed.in/article/party-pledging-stable-government-spends-week-in-delhi-arguing-over-25-year/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:30:00 GMT [SATIRE — AI-GENERATED] Officials confirm that urgent state priorities like drought relief have been paused while newly elected leaders work with the central command to distribute up to 20 cabinet portfolios based on factional loyalty. bureau@prolefeed.in (Bureau of Prolefeed) Satire AI-Generated