Topic: police
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers police through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 23 dispatches filed.
- State Minister Booked for Abusing Cops Confident Case Will Yield Zero Action Like 2022 — May 29, 2026
- Former Judge Shocked to Learn Hiding Evidence in 12-Year-Old's Death Voids Standard Bail Privileges — May 28, 2026
- State Files 12,000-Page Murder Chargesheet to Overrule Foreign Police's Finding of No Foul Play — May 27, 2026
- State Upgrades 20 Missing Citizens to 'Federally Unaccounted For' After Hostage Swap Stalls — May 24, 2026
- Supreme Court Reaffirms "Bail Is The Rule," Assures State It Remains Purely Theoretical Under UAPA — May 20, 2026
- Police Accused of Acting as 'Agent Provocateurs' Launch 25-Member Cell to Find the Provocateurs — May 19, 2026
- Police Notice Fugitive With 15 Criminal Charges After Central Agency Raids Deputy Commissioner — May 18, 2026
- Police Trace Rs 1 Crore Plot Behind Workers' Bizarre Demand for Higher Minimum Wage — May 14, 2026
- Administration Explains How Curing Drug Addicts in Jammu Requires Demolishing Houses in Kashmir — May 13, 2026
- Police Arrest Influencer for Defaming Family Suing Each Other Over Rs 30,000 Crore Estate — May 13, 2026
- Administration Combats High Drug Addiction in Jammu by Bulldozing 18 Houses in Kashmir — May 9, 2026
- Police Secure Ruling Party Headquarters, Test Air Raid Sirens to Keep Public Calm — May 9, 2026
- State Clarifies Fake Number Plate Loophole Was Meant for Local Autos, Not Professional Assassins — May 8, 2026
- Official Confirms Loud Explosion Near Military Zone Was Just Spontaneously Combusting Scooter — May 6, 2026
- Government Confident Third Curfew in 18 Months Will Finally Fix 29x Youth Detention Disparity — May 1, 2026
- Anti-Terror Squad That Raided 21 Locations Baffled by Man With Unsupervised Internet Access — April 30, 2026
- State Greets 11 Deportees Who Paid Rs 1 Crore to Flee Its Job Market — April 30, 2026
- Intelligence Agencies Mobilized After $1 Cryptocurrency Purchase Paralyzes 40 Schools and High Courts — April 29, 2026
- Police Officer With Rs 7.5 Crore Cash Still Bothering To Extort Rs 5 Lakh — April 27, 2026
- Official With Rs 7.36 Crore Cash and 26 Luxury Watches Commended for Highly Organized Middleman Infrastructure — April 26, 2026
- FIR Filed Against Brigadier's Attackers 45 Hours After Assault Witnessed by Policemen Who Were Also Present — April 14, 2026
- Pentagon Confirms Latest Successful Strike on Boat That Most Likely Would Have Had Drugs in it Eventually — April 13, 2026
- Police Task Force Formed to Find Person Who Filmed Delivery Agent Having Public Mental Breakdown Instead of Investigating Mental Breakdown — April 10, 2026