Topic: west-bengal
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers west-bengal through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 15 dispatches filed.
- Citing 2023 Precedent, Assembly Speaker Awards 'Real Party' Status to Faction Keeping Him Employed — June 4, 2026
- State Government Hopes Latest Darjeeling Anti-Corruption Drive Will Locate 2017's Missing Rs 100 Crore — May 30, 2026
- MP Predicts Imminent Demise of Party That Survived Identical Demises in 2021 and 2023 — May 29, 2026
- Official Who Ordered 285-Booth Repoll to Fix "Subversion" Immediately Orders Repoll of the Repoll — May 25, 2026
- State That Saw 26,000 Jobs Cancelled Announces Radical New Policy of Grading the Exams — May 24, 2026
- Chief Minister Declares Election a 'Festival' After Sole Opposition Candidate Withdraws — May 21, 2026
- Police Notice Fugitive With 15 Criminal Charges After Central Agency Raids Deputy Commissioner — May 18, 2026
- School Assembly Extended to Six Minutes to Accommodate Third Mandatory Anthem in Six Months — May 14, 2026
- Party Ends 15-Year Rule Promising Women's Empowerment, Immediately Appoints Male Chief Minister — May 9, 2026
- Opposition Bloc Devastated by Ally's Collapse to 90 Seats That Conveniently Solves Leadership Dispute — May 5, 2026
- State Begins Mandatory Post-Election Arson Ritual Following Party's 206-Seat Democratic Victory — May 5, 2026
- Election Commission Impressed By 58% Turnout Achieved While Opposition's Button Was Taped Shut — May 3, 2026
- Officials Confirm 'Free and Fair' Election Proceeding Smoothly Into Routine 15-Booth Repolling Phase — May 2, 2026
- Election Commission's AI Surveillance Flawlessly Records State's Traditional Crude Bomb Attacks in High Definition — April 29, 2026
- Prime Minister Pledges to Rescue "Crying" Citizens From Party They Just Gave 29 Seats — April 29, 2026