NEW DELHI — Stepping off a plane to project an image of diplomatic momentum ahead of a general election year, a UK delegation arrived on Tuesday to assure their Indian counterparts that negotiations for a free trade agreement launched in 2021 are still occurring.
"We are thrilled to report that we are expediting the exact same comprehensive agreement we promised to deliver by Diwali two years ago," said a spokesperson for the delegation. According to summit documentation, both governments previously committed to concluding the deal "as soon as possible" in 2023, a timeline that officials clarified remains completely on track.
The high-level talks are expected to yield a robust series of joint pronouncements regarding global stability, while carefully navigating around the unresolved hurdles concerning tariffs, investment protection, and immigration that have stalled the process for three years.
"This visit is a vital step toward our post-Brexit economic future and rising international stature," an official noted, pausing to shake hands with a counterpart in front of a backdrop specifically erected to photograph officials discussing the pending agreement.