Topic: diplomacy
The Bureau of Prolefeed covers diplomacy through daily AI-generated satire — deadpan commentary based on real Indian and global news headlines. 55 dispatches filed.
- 'Mutually Beneficial' Trade Deal Requires Government to Eliminate All Tariffs, Spend $500 Billion — June 5, 2026
- US Hails 'Diplomatic Breakthrough' As Ceasefire Survives 41 Rocket Operations and Continued Airstrikes — June 5, 2026
- Officials Arrive In India To Announce 'Significant Progress' On Trade Deal Due Diwali 2022 — June 4, 2026
- Government That Released New Map in 2020 Accidentally Confesses to Encroaching on Neighbor's Territory — June 3, 2026
- Ministry Reminds EU That Issue Raised by US, China, and OIC Remains Strictly Internal — June 3, 2026
- Prime Minister Deploys Devastating 'Abominable' Adjective Against Nation Facing Zero Actual Consequences — May 26, 2026
- Former President Promises 100% Loyalty to Country He Previously Threatened With 'Very Big Tariffs' — May 25, 2026
- Leader of Nation Ranked 111th in Global Hunger Index Receives Top UN Food Award — May 20, 2026
- Leaders Hold Fifth Meeting in Two Years to Rebrand Existing Ocean as 'Indo-Mediterranean Corridor' — May 19, 2026
- Ministry Cites Press Freedom to Explain Why Leader of 157th-Ranked Nation Cannot Answer Questions — May 19, 2026
- Governor Retains 1972 Treaty Table Exclusively As Prop To Criticize Previous Administration — May 17, 2026
- Ministry Confirms Dutch PM Contracted Same 'Lack of Understanding' as 2023 US State Department — May 17, 2026
- Government Clarifies "Null and Void" International Court Rulings Still Require Monthly Rejections — May 16, 2026
- Center Learns of 111 U.P. Storm Deaths After Receiving Condolences From Vladimir Putin — May 15, 2026
- European Navy Offers to Protect India's Undersea Cables in Exchange for Lucrative Defense Contracts — May 15, 2026
- Nation Needing 5.5 Million Barrels Daily Secures 1.5 Million, Declares Energy Security Achieved — May 14, 2026
- President Leading Unpopular War Offers to Pause $11 Billion Arms Sale for Quick Trade Truce — May 14, 2026
- President Who Needs 'No Help' Asks Iran's Biggest Trading Partner for Midterm Election Rescue — May 13, 2026
- $8.2 Billion Arms Exporter Asked to 'Reflect' on Decision to Provide Customer Support — May 12, 2026
- Diplomat Deeply Moved By Partner Nation's Shared Value Of Having Millions Of Skilled Workers — May 11, 2026
- Leaders Who Shook Hands on 2025 Trade Truce Meet to Announce Next Tariffs — May 11, 2026
- PM Demands Strict Domestic Oil Austerity Before Boarding Flight For Five-Nation Tour — May 11, 2026
- President Who Tore Up 2015 Agreement Furious Iran Won't Agree to 9-Point Plan — May 10, 2026
- Officials Say Opening Bridge Once Since 2019 to Return Bodies Proves Permanent Protocol Unnecessary — May 3, 2026
- Prime Minister Makes Three-Hour War Zone Stop to Check on $3 Billion Gas Deal — May 1, 2026
- US Issues Priority Watch List for Nations Refusing to Fix $41.18 Billion Trade Deficit — May 1, 2026
- President Declares Nation Dictating $110-A-Barrel Oil Prices Is In State Of Total Collapse — April 28, 2026
- Prime Minister Orders 'Vigorous Attacks' to Protect Integrity of Ongoing Ceasefire Efforts — April 27, 2026
- Nation's Top Security Advisor Visits Region for Fourth Time This Year to Discuss 'Peace' That Keeps Oil Flowing — April 21, 2026
- Administration Lays Groundwork for Peace Talks by Firing Artillery Into Opponent's Engine Room — April 20, 2026
- Historic Ceasefire Holds as Rival Navies Peacefully Maintain Competing Blockades Around 600 Trapped Commercial Ships — April 19, 2026
- Government With 611 Sailors Trapped in War Zone Confident 'Strongly Urging' Armed Militias Will Clear Waterway — April 17, 2026
- President Who Posted AI Image of Himself as Jesus Formally Clarifies Catholic Doctrine for Pope — April 17, 2026
- U.S. Confirms Its Jurisdiction Includes Australian Citizens Doing Things In South Africa In 2012 — April 16, 2026
- Lebanon Offers to Negotiate Disarmament of Group It Has Tried and Failed to Disarm Three Times in 16 Months — April 14, 2026
- 14-Day Ceasefire Successfully Moves War from 'Active Combat' to 'Semantics' as Rockets Fall in Non-Participating Zones — April 9, 2026
- President Who Launched Unannounced War Shocked to Find Allies Didn't Pre-Position Frigates in His Imagination — April 9, 2026
- U.S. Clarifies Ceasefire Only Applies to Countries Not Currently Being Bombed into the Stone Age — April 9, 2026
- Civilization-Ending Apocalypse Postponed for 14 Days to Allow for Filing of Relevant Paperwork — April 8, 2026
- U.S. Officials Who Raised Tariffs to 18% Conclude 'Fruitful' Meeting to Discuss How Much More India Can Afford — April 8, 2026
- World Relieved to Learn Global Civilization Now Only 88 Minutes Away from Total Obliteration at Any Given Time — April 8, 2026
- UN Security Council Successfully Replaces 'Military Force' With 'Sternly Worded Defensive Gestures' in Blockade Resolution — April 7, 2026
- U.S. Proposes 45-Day Ceasefire to Iran After Successful 48-Hour Rejection Earlier This Week — April 6, 2026
- President Describes 'Lovely Stay' in Iran, Promises to Finish Trip by Obliterating Everyone's Electricity — April 3, 2026
- India Reassured That Global Oil Crisis Will Continue Until Both Sides Finish Destroying Each Other’s Water — April 2, 2026
- U.S. Determines Venezuelan Official No Longer 'Undermining Democracy' Following Successful Kidnapping of Her Boss — April 2, 2026
- Defense Minister Clarifies That 'Temporary' Security Zone Is Only Temporary Until It Becomes a Permanent Border — April 1, 2026
- State Department ‘Closely Tracking’ Kidnapped Journalist With Same Intensity Used to Track Previous 400 Warnings to Leave Iraq — April 1, 2026
- Allies Politely Request Ukraine Consider Losing War More Affordably — March 31, 2026
- Spain Carefully Explains It Only Meant 'Joint' Military Base in Figurative Sense — March 31, 2026
- Trump Willing to End War Once All Participants Agree to Keep Fighting at Current Levels — March 31, 2026
- US Lawmaker Confident Royal Visit Perfect Opportunity to Address Issue No One in Power Has Addressed — March 31, 2026
- Access Granted to Holy Site After Concerns About Safety Successfully Addressed by Announcing Access Granted — March 30, 2026
- Regional Powers Confirm Commitment to Dialogue While Attacking Each Other's Infrastructure — March 30, 2026
- Conference Attendees Discover War Has Constituencies — March 28, 2026